Oh my gosh! Really?

So, I have to admit that this month has been pretty crappy… so what should I do? Like always… write a letter to the abstract offender.

Dear February,

 Is it near the end of you already? Seriously? Damn. I had high hopes for you February. But no. You disappointed me. Yep. You did. Don’t even try to deny it. You are a major let-down. You even had the fourteenth, but no. There was no love from you. You make me want to sadface the hell out of you. But I shan’t. Instead, I will be happy that you weren’t any worse than you were. You’re twenty-eight… oh I mean twenty-nine (you greedy bastard) days of hardship. But it’s fine, because you could have been worse. Although you had some promising aspects, you never seemed to have to follow through. You, in fact, I have decided, are useless. I mean really, what you have? Groundhog’s Day. I didn’t even notice that it came. And I’m from Pennsylvania. You’re slipping my friend, slipping.

If this behavior continues, I may have to suggest some time away from each other. And yes, it is you, not me. I’m more than willing to extending January’s reign to 52 days, don’t test me. You have a year to shape up. I expect to see more improvements. A better holiday couldn’t kill you. But for now, you’re on probation. I’m serious.

Sincerely,Turtle

I’m writing threatening letters to months now. Yep. First it is the days, now the months. I swear.

Thanks for reading!

Till later, Turtle